Women are like computers -- even your smallest
| Women jokes
Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
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Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
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Young Jimmy was having a snack
| Children jokes
Young Jimmy was having a snack after school with his Gran. ' Would you like another cookie ?' she asked. 'Yes, please,' replied Jimmy. 'What good manners you have,' said his Gran. ' I do like to hear young people say 'please' and 'thank you'. 'I'll say them both if I can have a big piece of th
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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy
| Weather jokes
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Because then the children have to play inside.
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One man’s hobby was fishing, he spent all his weekends near the river or lake, paying no attention to weather. One Sunday, early in the morning, he went to the river, as usual. It was cold and raining, and he decided to return back to his house. He came in, went to his bedroom, undressed and laid near his wife. “What a terrible weather today, honey.” he said to her. “Yes. And my idiot went fishing!”