Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to
| Clinton jokes
Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two--One to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues.
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How did the witch almost lose her baby?
| Baby jokes
How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didn't take it far enough into the woods.
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A Deaf mute walks into
| Dirty jokes
A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on the shelf. Frustrated, the deaf-mute finally unzips his pants, places his dick on the counter, and puts down a five dollar bill next to it. The pharmacist unzips his
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The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to
| Sport jokes
The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. "Your holiness," said one of the Cardinals, "Mr. Peres wants to determine whether Jews or Catholics are superior, by challenging you to a golf match." The Pope was greatly disturb
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What do you call a pig with the flu? A swine swine.