Teacher : What's happens to gold
| School jokes
Teacher : What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ? Pupil : It's stolen !
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And hows yer wife, Pat?
| Marriage jokes
And hows yer wife, Pat? "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, she's too weak t' be dangerous anymore!"
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A man drinks a shot of
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey. After getting him to the table that had the glasses, she brings his bait box. She says "I want you to see t
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Karen: Have you noticed
| Hair and bald jokes
Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller ? Sharon: No, why ? Karen: His head is sticking through his hair.
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Yo Mama's so fat that while
| Yo momma jokes
Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
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Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Lardo”