A University had advertised for two
| Biologist jokes
A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy department, specifically with a group of captive grizzly bears. They had only two applicants - a beautiful young women biologist and an older male biologist. The mammalogist in charge of the project knew that not ever
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What flies through the jungle singing opera ?
| Bird jokes
What flies through the jungle singing opera ? The parrots of Penzance !
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Melburn was strolling along downtown
| Idiot and fool jokes
Melburn was strolling along downtown Natchez with a framed picture under his arm. "Hey, what yew got there?" asked a neighbor. "I dunno much 'bout art," replied Melburn, "but Ah just bought me an original Michelangelo for two hundred dollars! It's one of the few he ever did in ballpoint!"
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There was a dance teacher who talked of a very
| Dance jokes
There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around."
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That tornado damage your cow barn any?
| Cow jokes
That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet!
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Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!