On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker
| Food jokes
On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.
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A man learned shortly before quitting
| Car and train jokes
A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting. He tried unsuccessfully to locate his car-pool members to let them know that he would not be leaving with them. Hastily he scribbled a message to one fellow and left it on his desk: "I have a last-minute meeting. Leav
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What did one snake say to another ?
| Snake jokes
What did one snake say to another ? Hiss off !
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Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a
| Easter jokes
Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store!
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What do you get if you cross a zebra
| Various animal jokes
What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.
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How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didn’t take it far enough into the woods.