What happens if you cross
| Gorilla jokes
What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla? Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you'd listen!
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Why do artists never win when they play
| Sport jokes
Why do artists never win when they play football ? They keep drawing !
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Three college football coaches were
| Heaven and hell jokes
Three college football coaches were flying across the country when their airplane crashed and all three died. They all noticed God up in the clouds sitting in a chair. God motioned for one of them to come into the clouds. God wanted to know three things: "Who are you? What did you do? What did
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A guy driving a truck in the middle of
| Car and train jokes
A guy driving a truck in the middle of nowhere picks up a hitch-hiker. It gets dark and the hitch-hiker falls asleep. Suddenly bang, and the hitch-hiker wakes up,"what the hell was that?". The truck driver replies, "some kinda animal, go back to sleep." Further the same thing again, bang, "What t
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Why is 4,840 square
| Teeth jokes
Why is 4,840 square yards like a bad tooth ? Because it is an acre.
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Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.