A Deaf mute walks into

Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect

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Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and

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Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? A: When you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking.

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Q: What is a

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Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.

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What was King Arthur's favourite game

| History jokes

What was King Arthur's favourite game ? Knights and crosses !

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Q: What was the real purpose of Bill's

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Q: What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow? A: To study economics.

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A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on the shelf. Frustrated, the deaf-mute finally unzips his pants, places his dick on the counter, and puts down a five dollar bill next to it. The pharmacist unzips his pants, does the same as the deaf- mute, and then picks up both bills and stuffs them in his pocket. Exasperated, the deaf mute begins to curse the pharmacist wildly in sign language. “Look,” the pharmacist says, “if you can’t afford to lose, you shouldn’t bet.”