If George
| Gorilla jokes
If George Raft's wife gave birth to twin Gorillas, would they be the Apes of Raft?'
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Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman
| Fishing jokes
Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks: "Any luck?" "Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday," he boasts. "Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?" asks the stran
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What do you call a deaf fishing boat
| Fishing jokes
What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain? Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is uglier than an aardvark?
| Aardvark jokes
What is uglier than an aardvark? Two aardvarks!
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What is the difference between men and
| Men jokes
What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
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Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, “Now don’t get mad at me… I know we’ve been friends for a long time, but I just can’t remember your name. I’ve thought and thought, but I can’t recall it. Please tell me what your name is.” Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just looked at her. Finally she said, “How soon do you need to know?”