What do you call a deaf fishing boat

Why do hamburgers feel sad at

| Burger jokes

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They get to meet their old flames!

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Swedish

| Idiot and fool jokes

Swedish business consultant Ulf af Trolle labored 11 years on a book about Swedish economic solutions. He took the 175-page manuscript to be copied, only to have it reduced to 25,000 strips of paper in seconds when a worker confused the copier with the shredder.

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What does a

| Frog jokes

What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.

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I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on

| Internet jokes

I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on the internet... Yes - and it's a mammoth task!

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Customer: Give me a hot dog.

| Waiter jokes

Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard.

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What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain? Anything you like, he can’t hear you.