Fishing season hasn’t opened and a fisherman

A general calls a colonel:

| Military jokes

A general calls a colonel: - Do you have a couple of smart majors? - Yes I do. - Send them to me. I need to move my furniture around.

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Q: What's green and purple and goes up and

| Dinosaur jokes

Q: What's green and purple and goes up and down? A: Barney in an elevator.

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What cat purrs more than any other ?

| Cat jokes

What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !

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One night Bill Clinton was

| Clinton jokes

One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked. "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised George. The next night the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through

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There was an old

| Religious jokes

There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It was stormy outside, and the plane was being rocked by some severe turbulence. So this kindly old lady looked upon Death's door, and said to her papal neighbour. 'Father, surely you can do something about this... To which the Po

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Fishing season hasn’t opened and a fisherman who doesn’t have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks: “Any luck?” “Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday,” he boasts. “Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?” asks the stranger. “Nope.” “Well, meet the new game warden.” “Oh,” gulped the fisherman. “Well, do you know who I am?” “Nope.” “Meet the biggest liar in the state!”