A man was walking on the beach one day
| Women jokes
A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was a genie. The genie said," I will grant you three wishes and three wishes only." The man thought about his first wish and decided, "I think I want 1 million dollars transferred to
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said, "I do. Why?" The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and sai
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'You boy ! called a policeman. Can you
| Children jokes
'You boy ! called a policeman. Can you help ? We're looking for a man with a huge red nose called Cotters...... 'Really ?' said the boy. 'What're his ears called ?'
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Mr Monster:
| Monster jokes
Mr Monster: Oi, hurry up with my supper. Mrs Monster: Oh, do be quiet I've only got three pairs of hands.
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I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months!
| Women jokes
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I don't like to interrupt her.
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What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !