A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife
| Hunting jokes
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and start
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A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with
| Lawyer jokes
A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainted. "Darling, it was just a shark," said his wife when he came to. "You've got to stop imagining that there are lawyers everywhere."
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What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur
| Dinosaur jokes
What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic pork!
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What dog do other dogs go to when they
| Dog jokes
What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick? A docs-hund!
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What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound
| Dog jokes
What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen? Eat out.
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What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.