Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?
| Space jokes
Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet? The one with the biggest head.
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Mr. Schneider stood up in court.
| Judge jokes
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. "As God is my judge, I do not owe my ex-wife any money." Glaring down at him, the judge replied, "He's not. I am. You do."
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School Doctor:
| Spelling jokes
School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to spell it.
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Mayne and Willard, two idiots, were in
| Idiot and fool jokes
Mayne and Willard, two idiots, were in a rowboat on a lake fishing. Suddenly the spray from a motorboat racing by flooded their boat. "How we gonna get the water out?" asked Mayne. "Easy," said Willard. "We just bore a hole in the bottom of the boat and let the water drain out." The men dril
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An elephant was walking in a park. With each
| Elephant jokes
An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl up on the elephant -- first his legs and then up all over his body. When the elephant started feeling all the little ants on him, he shook hard, making all the little ants,
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Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys.