What do you call a pretend railway
| Car and train jokes
What do you call a pretend railway ? A play station !
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Why is a frog luckier
| Frog jokes
Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !
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The Greatest Detective Stories Ever Told
| Book title jokes
The Greatest Detective Stories Ever Told by Watts E. Dunn
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Q. What do you call 1,000 heavily armed
| Dirty jokes
Q. What do you call 1,000 heavily armed lesbians? A. Militia Etheridge'
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Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a
| Judge jokes
Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?" Defendant: "Yes, it's true." Judge: "Then, why don't you just pay him back?" Defendant: "Because it wouldn't be true anymore."
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A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a hilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her. The wife cried, “What are we going to do?” “Nothing,” said the hunter husband. “The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it.”