What are the cleverest bees ?
| Insect jokes
What are the cleverest bees ? Spelling bees !
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How do Religious Education
| Religious jokes
How do Religious Education teachers mark exams? With spirit levels.
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Calvin went to Pearson's Pet Shop to
| Idiot and fool jokes
Calvin went to Pearson's Pet Shop to complain that his canary wouldn't sing. "File the beak just a little," said the owner, "and the bird will sing. But if you file it too much, the canary will die." Two weeks later Pearson ran into Calvin on the street and asked about his canary. "He died," s
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A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he
| Food jokes
A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.
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Which two names figure prominently in every
| Gorilla jokes
Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet? Ben/Anna!
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If George Washington were alive today, why couldn’t he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac? Because a dollar doesn’t go as far as it used to.