Which two names figure prominently in every

A police officer stopped a young man for

| Police jokes

A police officer stopped a young man for speeding. He stepped out of his patrol car, adjusted his sunglasses, and swaggered up to the young man's window. "What chew driving so fast for boy? You going to a fahhr? Let me see your license, boy." The young man handed over his license. Then the

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Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What can I do

| Halloween jokes

Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

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Did you hear about the man who jumped in the

| Humor jokes

Did you hear about the man who jumped in the Hudson River? He committed sewercide.

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Two hunters went moose

| Hunting jokes

Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a fool-proof plan. They got a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bu

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OUESTION: What is cosmetics?

| Women jokes

OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

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Which two names figure prominently in every Ape’s diet? Ben/Anna!