Doctor, Doctor I'm on a
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear, that's a lot of calories !
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Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
| Blind jokes
Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
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MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice
| Monster jokes
MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice to my mother when she visits us this weekend, dear. Fall down when she hits you.
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What did the ruthless businessman say to
| Business jokes
What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees? If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!
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Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly wandered by. “Help!” Paddy shouted, “Oi’m sinkin’!” Don’t worry,” assured Mick. “Next to the Strong Muldoon, Oi’m the strongest man in Erin, and Oi’ll pull ye right out o’ there.” Mick leaned out and grabbed Paddy’s hand and pulled and pulled to no avail. After two more unsuccessful attempts, Mick said to Paddy, “Shure, an’ Oi can’t do it. The Strong Muldoon could do it alone, mebbe, but Oi’ll have to get some help.” As Mick was leaving, Paddy called “Mick! Mick! D’ye think it will help if Oi pull me feet out of the stirrups?”