A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to
| Criminal jokes
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?" The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked
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Clinton goes around telling people we humans
| Clinton jokes
Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar. Apparently the 0.1% is the character gene.
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What did the teacher say after
| Travel and tourist jokes
What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel? I'm sorry to leave, now that I've almost bought the place.
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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?
| Cow jokes
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos!
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A couple was having a discussion about what
| Money jokes
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exploded, "If it weren't for my money, we wouldn't be here at all!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money, not only wo
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Two psychologists meet at their twentieth college reunion. One of them looks like he just graduated, while the other psychologist looks old, worried and withered. The older looking one asks the other, “What’s your secret? Listening to other people’s problems every day, all day long, for years on end, has made an old man of me.” The younger looking one replies, “Who listens?”