What did the parrot say when he was using the
| Bird jokes
What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.
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Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was
| Rabbit jokes
Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!
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Why do dogs bury bones in
| Dog jokes
Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ? Because you can't bury them in trees !
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A dentist, after completing work on a patient,
| Dentist jokes
A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging. Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn't all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I don
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Have you ever seen a duchess?
| Letter jokes
Have you ever seen a duchess? Yes - it's the same as an English "s"
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What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? Lost’