How many Java programmers does it take to
| Computer jokes
How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb? One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.
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Dentist: "You don't need to open your mouth
| Dentist jokes
Dentist: "You don't need to open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside."
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What did one car muffler say to the
| Car and train jokes
What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler? "Am I exhausted!"
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Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because
| Bicycle jokes
Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because they're two-tired.
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Why did Frosty
| Snowman jokes
Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake.
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Did you hear about the whale who couldn’t keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth!