Did you hear about the whale who

How many Java programmers does it take to

| Computer jokes

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb? One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

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Dentist: "You don't need to open your mouth

| Dentist jokes

Dentist: "You don't need to open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside."

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What did one car muffler say to the

| Car and train jokes

What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler? "Am I exhausted!"

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Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because

| Bicycle jokes

Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because they're two-tired.

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Why did Frosty

| Snowman jokes

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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Did you hear about the whale who couldn’t keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth!