Q: What is the difference between a dog and a

Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some

| Children jokes

Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow ? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !

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Fred's new girlfriend uses such

| Face jokes

Fred's new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.

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Why You Need Insurance by Justin Case

| Book title jokes

Why You Need Insurance by Justin Case

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Yo mama

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

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Why do elephants jump across rivers?

| Elephant jokes

Why do elephants jump across rivers? So they won't step on the fish.

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Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola? A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.