Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some
| Children jokes
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow ? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !
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Fred's new girlfriend uses such
| Face jokes
Fred's new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.
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Why You Need Insurance by Justin Case
| Book title jokes
Why You Need Insurance by Justin Case
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Why do elephants jump across rivers?
| Elephant jokes
Why do elephants jump across rivers? So they won't step on the fish.
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Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola? A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.