What do vampire footballers have at
| Vampire jokes
What do vampire footballers have at half-time? Blood oranges.
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Where do the cleverest parrots live?
| Bird jokes
Where do the cleverest parrots live? In the brain tree forests!
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Tarzan was tired when he came home.
| Elephant jokes
Tarzan was tired when he came home. "What have you been doing", asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?", said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"
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A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an
| Dog jokes
A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and the dalmation said to the hound, "Hey, check out my web site!" The hound asked for the address and the dalmation responded, "www.dalmation.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot.
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What do they serve at birthday
| Birthday jokes
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
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You’re spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked? No, they’ve always been blue!