A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an

What is the Ape monster's name?

| Gorilla jokes

What is the Ape monster's name? Godzilla Gorilla!

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How do man-eating monsters count to a

| Monster jokes

How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts.

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What word grows smaller when you add two

| Letter jokes

What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it? Add "er" to short and it becomes shorter.

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Q: How can you tell when Clinton is

| Clinton jokes

Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]? A: He's got his jogging suit on.

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A woman reported

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A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guy's photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him. "Yes, please" she replied. "Tell him Mother didn't come after all."

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A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and the dalmation said to the hound, “Hey, check out my web site!” The hound asked for the address and the dalmation responded, “www.dalmation.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot.