How many journalists does it take to change
| Journalist jokes
How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? "We just report the facts, we don't change them."
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Son: Where are the Himalayas?
| Parent jokes
Son: Where are the Himalayas? Father: If you'd put things away, you'd know where to find them.
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What's a rabbits' favorite song?
| Rabbit jokes
What's a rabbits' favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."
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An airline pilot was scheduled to take a
| Aviation jokes
An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather was too bad in New York to allow his usual on time departure. The weather in New York finally cleared and the pilot asked for his departure clearance. He was very dismayed to hear that he had another de
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A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow’s absence after so many years of faithful attendance the Rabbi went to see him. He found him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked, “How come after all these years we don’t see you at services anymore?” The old man looked around and lowered his voice. “I’ll tell you, Rabbi,” he whispered. “When I got to be 90, I expected God to take me any day. But then I got to be 95, then 100, then 105. So I figured that God is very busy and must’ve forgotten about me, and I don’t want to remind Him!”