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What kind of elephants live in Antartica

| Elephant jokes

What kind of elephants live in Antartica ? Cold ones !

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An elderly couple were

| Old age jokes

An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?" The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?" The old man yelled, "He says you

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There was once a Scotsman and an

| Ethnic jokes

There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast. One day he looked outside and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden. He was a

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an

| Rabbit jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.

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A rookie police officer was out for his first

| Police jokes

A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner. The rookie rolled down his window and said

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Who can beat any burger at golf? Any LINKS sausage!