Q: What did the blonde say

What didn't Adam and Eve have that

| Parent jokes

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has? Parents.

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Ole

| Car and train jokes

Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee, listening to the weather report coming over the radio. "There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared," the weather report said. "You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the

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Teacher: This is the third time I've had to

| School jokes

Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday!

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What do you call an ant with

| Insect jokes

What do you call an ant with frog's legs? An antphibian.

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A White man explaining to a Mexican man says

| Ethnic jokes

A White man explaining to a Mexican man says that there are three words the Mexican needs to know in order to be all right in the city: The White man says these words are: green, pink, and yellow. Then the White man says Now tell me a sentence using all three words. The Mexican says I hear d

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Q: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.