How many librarians does it take to screw in a
| Humor jokes
How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? "I don't know, but I can look it up for you."
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Two young men were out in the woods on a
| Fishing jokes
Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super. At the end of the day, knowing that they would be graduating from college soon, they vowed that they would meet, in twenty year
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What do pygmy cannibals eat for
| Cannibal jokes
What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast? Weedie Bix!!
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While the pope was
| Police jokes
While the pope was visiting the USA, he told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge to drive. The driver was a good Catholic man, and would not ever dream of questioning the pope's authority. So the pope sat at the wheel, while his driver got in the back. They were traveling down
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Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?
| Bird jokes
Why did the chicken cross the "net" ? It wanted to get to the other site !
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Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying; DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register. He asked the store manager, “Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?” “Yep, that’s him,” he replied. The stranger couldn’t help but be amused. “That certainly doesn’t look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?” “Because,” the owner replied, “before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him.”