Waiter: If you know the

Two cannibals were having their

| Cannibal jokes

Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I don't like your friend." The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."

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A man walks in to a bar and

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A man walks in to a bar and says to the bartenter " Give me twenty shots of your best singlemalt scotch quick!"] The bartender pours the shots, and the man drinks them as fast as he can. The bartender says " Wow. I never saw anybady drink that fast." The man says " well you would drink as fa

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How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to

| College jokes

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in his ears.

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Did you hear the story

| Pig jokes

Did you hear the story about the razorback hog? It's pretty dull.

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How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land

| Burger jokes

How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball? He throws four meatballs!

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Waiter: If you know the food here is so lousy, why do you keep coming back? Customer: It reminds me of my ex-wife’s cooking.