Dentist: “You don’t need to open your mouth

On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker

| Food jokes

On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.

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The best way of saving money is to forget who

| Money jokes

The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from.

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What do you call a person who falls onto

| Car and train jokes

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ? A laplander !

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As migration approached, two elderly vultures

| Aviation jokes

As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane. When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons. "Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?" she asked. "No, tha

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There was this man who was in a

| Business jokes

There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the amputation of both of his ears. As a result of this 'unusual' handicap, he was very self-conscious about his having no ears. Because of the accident, he received a large sum

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Dentist: “You don’t need to open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside.”