Q: Why did the turkey cross

Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on

| Blind jokes

Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on his face? A: Learning to eat with a fork.

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PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball

| Internet jokes

PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer? Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

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What is life like for a wood worm ?

| Insect jokes

What is life like for a wood worm ? Boring !

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Doctor, doctor,

| Mental health jokes

Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me I'm ugly! Lay on the couch, face down.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking

| Snake jokes

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a python. Oh you can't get round me like that, you know.

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Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove he wasn’t chicken.