Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on
| Blind jokes
Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on his face? A: Learning to eat with a fork.
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PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball
| Internet jokes
PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer? Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
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What is life like for a wood worm ?
| Insect jokes
What is life like for a wood worm ? Boring !
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Doctor, doctor,
| Mental health jokes
Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me I'm ugly! Lay on the couch, face down.
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking
| Snake jokes
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a python. Oh you can't get round me like that, you know.
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Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove he wasn’t chicken.