A man being mugged by two thugs put up a
| Money jokes
A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?" To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidd
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Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing?
| Religious jokes
Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing? A: He only had two worms!
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What fish is best to have in a boat?
| Fishing jokes
What fish is best to have in a boat? A Sailfish.
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What do you call a pig who overacts?
| Pig jokes
What do you call a pig who overacts? A ham ham.
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My barber is a specialist in road map
| Hair and bald jokes
My barber is a specialist in road map shaves. How come? When he's finished, your face is full of short cuts.
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The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from.