An applicant was being interviewed for
| College jokes
An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical school. "Tell me," inquired the interviewer, "where do you expect to be ten years from now?" "Well, let's see," replied the student. "It's Wednesday afternoon. I guess I'll be on the golf course by now."
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Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect
| Military jokes
Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect Lions team. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools, but he couldn't find a ringer quarterback who could ensure a Super Bowl win. Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a w
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Two guys are talking about fishing. One says
| Fishing jokes
Two guys are talking about fishing. One says to the other, "I am NEVER going to take my wife fishing with me, ever again!" "That bad, huh" "She did everything wrong! She did everything wrong! She talked too much, made the boat rock constantly, tried to stand up in the boat, baited the hoo
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Why is President Carter important to
| Burger jokes
Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!
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Why was Cinderella able to surf the
| Internet jokes
Why was Cinderella able to surf the web? Because he footman turned into a mouse.
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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel? I’m sorry to leave, now that I’ve almost bought the place.