An elderly man visits his
| Dirty jokes
An elderly man visits his doctor. "Doctor, I would like you to examine me to see if I am sexually fit." "Very well, let me see your sex organs, please." The aged patient replied o.k. "And stuck out his index finger and his tongue."
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Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing?
| Religious jokes
Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing? A: He only had two worms!
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A Jesuit,
| Religious jokes
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating the greatness of their orders. Suddenly, an apparition of the Holy Family appeared in front of them, with Jesus in a manger and Mary and Joseph praying over him. The Franciscan fell on his face, over come with
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Two cannibals
| Cannibal jokes
Two cannibals were having lunch. 'Your girlfriend makes a great soup,' said one to the other. 'Yes! agreed the first. 'But, U'm going to miss her terribly.
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yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!