The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport
| Aviation jokes
The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were often short-tempered. They not only expected you to know your parking location but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (PanAm 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground and
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Why don't sheep shrink when it
| Answer me this jokes
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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A man was trimming his
| Blonde jokes
A man was trimming his bushes. His neighbor (the blonde) walks out, checks her mail only to see that it's empty, and goes back inside. Five minutes later, she comes back out, checks her mail again only to see that it's still empty, and goes back in. The third time she comes out, the man asks
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Waiter, what's this bug
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, what's this bug doing waltzing around my table ! It's the band, sir, they are playing his tune !
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What do you call a vampire junkie?
| Vampire jokes
What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula.
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I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number.