Why do actors like snooker
| Movie and TV jokes
Why do actors like snooker halls? Because that's where they get their best cues.
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Q: Why do brunettes know so many
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!
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An irate father stormed into the principal's
| Parent jokes
An irate father stormed into the principal's office. "I demand to know," he screamed, "why my son Winslow was given a zero on his English examination." "Now, don't get excited," said the principal. "We'll get your Winslow's English teacher in here. I'm sure she has some explanation." A few minute
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Q. What is the bigest pencil
| Humor jokes
Q. What is the bigest pencil in the world? A. Pennsylvania
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One day a boy was drowning in a near by
| Firefighter jokes
One day a boy was drowning in a near by lake. A firefighter swam out and pulled the boy up onto the beach and began CPR. A crowed watched as the firefighter frantically pumped on the boys chest. With great amazement water was pooring from the boys mouth. Each time the firefighter pumped more wate
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A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax – OH MY GOD!” Silence. Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight-attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!” A passenger in Coach said, “That’s nothing. You should see the back of mine!”