What kind of
| Insect jokes
What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry ? An aero-drone !
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The eastern lady who was all ready to take a
| Cowboy jokes
The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, "Can you get me a nice gentle pony?" "Shore," said the cowboy. "What kind of a saddle do you want, English or western?" "What's the difference?" asked the lady. "The western saddle has a horn on it," said the cow
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Last year's Christmas pudding was so
| Christmas jokes
Last year's Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean. That's probably why the ocean's full of currants!
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There was a man staying the night
| Travel and tourist jokes
There was a man staying the night in a hotel. He called the front desk and said, "Excuse me, sir, I've got a leak in my sink." The man at the front desk replied, "Oh, okay, go ahead, but most guests just use the toilet."
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A US
| Ethnic jokes
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border
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What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs? A hog hog.