Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex.
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What do cows do for entertainment?
| Cow jokes
What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies.
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Vampire 1: "I once went so long without
| Dead and dying jokes
Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortunately, I found some in the neck of time."
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What brings the monster's babies? The
| Monster jokes
What brings the monster's babies? The Frankenstork.
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Dad: Why is your January report card so bad
| Parent jokes
Dad: Why is your January report card so bad ? Son: Well, you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !
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How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ? ‘Voodoo like to dance with me ?’