What do you call a vampire that can lift up
| Vampire jokes
What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ? Jack-u-la !
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A Hoosier, a Kentuckian and
| Spelling jokes
A Hoosier, a Kentuckian and a West Virginian were on a Hollywood TV quiz show. The host asked them to complete the sentence: "Old MacDonald had a ..." The Indianan said, "Old MacDonald had a carburetor." "Sorry," said the MC. "That's incorrect." "Old MacDonald had a flat tire," said the Kentuc
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A fellow had just been
| Business jokes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes. "Open these if you run up against a problem you don't think you can solve," he said. Well, things went along p
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Q: How many Microsoft support
| Computer jokes
Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration number of the light bulb?", one to ask "Have you tried rebooting it?", another to ask "Have you tried reinstalling it?" and the last one to say "It must be your hardware bec
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If you make a cow angry, how will she get even?
| Cow jokes
If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? She'll cream you!
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Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?