A woman entered a psychiatrist's
| Mental health jokes
A woman entered a psychiatrist's consulting room leadind a kangaroo."I'm worried about my husband, doctor, " she said. "He keeps thinking he's a kangaroo! "
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Q: Why do
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.
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You know an ancestor of mine came over on the
| History jokes
You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower. "Really? Which rat was he?"
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The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy
| Divorce jokes
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that her husband had left her bed and board. When she had finished, the husband's lawyer rose to his feet and coolly replied, "Your Honor, I have a slight correction in the typing of the charging documents. My clien
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Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool
| Aardvark jokes
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool. When they were changing into their swim trunks, one turned to the other and said: "Did you notice the small dongs on the rich kids?" The other answered: "Yeah! It's probably because they have toys to play with!"
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Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: Because she loved children.