What do you call an accountant who is seen
| Accountant jokes
What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone? Popular'
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Sister: Mom wants you to come in
| Brother and sister jokes
Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?'
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If I had
| School jokes
If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ? I don't know. Why not ? In our school we do all our arithmetic in apples and oranges.
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Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
| Blonde jokes
Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)
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The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The bartender hands him the drink, and says “That’ll be five dollars”, to which he replies “What are you talking about? I don’t owe you anything for this”. A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then says to the bartender, “You know, he’s got you there. In the original offer, which consitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration”. The bartender’s not impressed, but says to the guy, “Okay, you beat me for a drink. But don’t ever let me catch you in here again”. The next day, same guy walks into the bar. Bartender says, “What the hell are you doing in here? I can’t believe you’ve got the audacity to come back!”. The guy says “What are you talking about? I’ve never been in this place in my life”, to which the bartender replies “I’m \r nvery sorry, but this is uncanny. You must have a double.” To which the guy replies “Thank you! Make it a scotch.”