Two men were boasting to each other about
| Military jokes
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. "Why, my outfit was so well drilled," declared one, "that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click." "Very good," conceded the other, "but when my company presented arms you'd just hear slap, slap, ji
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What do you get when you cross a telephone
| Telephone jokes
What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!
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A husband and wife love to golf together, but
| Dirty jokes
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says, "No, no, no," you're gripping the club way too hard!" "Well, what should I do?" asks th
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Waiter, your tie is in
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, your tie is in my soup! That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.
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A state trooper pulled a car over and
| Car and train jokes
A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone. "I was only going 40!" the driver protested. "Not according to my radar," the trooper said. "Yes, I was!" the man shouted back. "No you weren't!" the trooper said. With that, the man's wife lean
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Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo? A cub reporter.