Q: What job function does a blonde have in an
| Blonde jokes
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading.
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What bird has wings but cannot
| Christmas jokes
What bird has wings but cannot fly ? Roast turkey !
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Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young
| Marriage jokes
Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses. Now, why can't you do that?" "Gosh," Jack says, "wh
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Your ugly.
| Beauty jokes
Your ugly. And you're drunk. Yes, but in the morning I'll be sober !
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Who runs the 100 acre wood
| Internet jokes
Who runs the 100 acre wood website? www.innie the pooh.
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Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my outfit was so well drilled,” declared one, “that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click.” “Very good,” conceded the other, “but when my company presented arms you’d just hear slap, slap, jingle.” “What was the jingle?” asked the first. “Oh,” replied the other offhand, “just our medals.”