How many librarians does it take to screw in a
| Humor jokes
How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? "I don't know, but I can look it up for you."
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Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
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What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen
| Snowman jokes
What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ? I.C. !
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A customer was bothering the waiter in a
| Food jokes
A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth an
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Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from
| Criminal jokes
Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is orange and 9ft tall, and the other green and yellow and 2ft Gin tall. The police are searching high and low for them.
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Waiter, your tie is in my soup! That’s all right, sir, it’s not shrinkable.