Q: Did you hear about the 25 Irish
| Idiot and fool jokes
Q: Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned? A: They were riverdancing.
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Someone -- always a man -- always
| Travel and tourist jokes
Someone -- always a man -- always asks, "does the ship run on generators?" The Cruise Director usually tells them, "No, we just have a very long power line running to the mainland."
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What do baby pythons play with?
| Baby jokes
What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.
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If an electric train travels 90
| Car and train jokes
If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which direction is the smoke blowing? There is no smoke from an electric train!
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When is a pig an
| Pig jokes
When is a pig an ecologist? When he recycles garbage into ham.
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A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone. “I was only going 40!” the driver protested. “Not according to my radar,” the trooper said. “Yes, I was!” the man shouted back. “No you weren’t!” the trooper said. With that, the man’s wife leaned toward the window and said, ‘Officer, I should warn you not to argue with my husband when he’s been drinking.”