What is Dracula’s favorite

Q: How many over eager PA's does it take

| Movie and TV jokes

Q: How many over eager PA's does it take to screw in a li... A: Done!

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A preacher was completing

| Religious jokes

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." And then fina

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Waiter, waiter, does the pianist play

| Restaurant jokes

Waiter, waiter, does the pianist play requests? Yes, sir. Then ask him to play tiddlywinks until I've finished my meal.

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Doctor Doctor I feel like

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits! What, you mean those square ones? Yes! The ones you put butter on? Yes! Oh, You're Crackers!

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A little girl was playing in the garden when

| Children jokes

A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a daddy long legs," her father answered. "So, the other one is

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What is Dracula’s favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.