What do you call an operation on a rabbit?
| Rabbit jokes
What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut.
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Are hamburgers male?
| Burger jokes
Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they're boygers, not girlgers!
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Did you know that Dracula wants to become a
| Vampire jokes
Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? He's looking for a crypt writer.
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McPherson walked
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. "S'cuse me," said another bar patron, who was puzzled over what McPherson had
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Fred: I got 100 in school today.
| School jokes
Fred: I got 100 in school today. Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in? Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well, at least you can add !
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Where do mermaids go to see movies? …The dive-in