McPherson walked

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Q: What do you get when you cross

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How does a skeleton call her friends?

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Doctor, doctor, I'm at death's door!

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Doctor, doctor, I'm at death's door! Don't worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.

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Coleman

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Coleman moved to Wyoming and was sitting in the unemployment office applying for a job. "Have you any experience in coal mining?" asked the clerk. "Yeah, in Pennsylvania," he replied. "They're using that new safety lamp down there now, aren't they?" "Ah don't know, mister," said Coleman. "I

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McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. “S’cuse me,” said another bar patron, who was puzzled over what McPherson had done. “What was that all about?” “Nothing,” said the Irishman, “my wife sent me out for a jar of olives.”