A man walks into a pub
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" "No." A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg. "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly. "That's not my dog."
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When the school was broken into, the
| Criminal jokes
When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart from the soap in the lavatories and all the towels. The police are looking for a pair of dirty criminals.
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The Senate is investigating
| Old age jokes
The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make them think they will receive a bunch of money, but in reality they never see any of it. The most popular of these scams is called Social Security.
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Q: Why do men find it
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes.
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What do you get if you have strep
| Doctor and nurse jokes
What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday? Saturday Night Fever.
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Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a broom closet? A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.