What do you call a bull that’s sent overseas by

A guy

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A guy walked into a bar and said "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender." But when it was time to pay, the guy didn't have the money, so the bartender beat him up. The next day the guy did the same thing, ordered a beer for everyone, even the bartender, and the bartender beat him up since t

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What dog wears contact lenses ?

| Dog jokes

What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spaniel !

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A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after

| Blonde jokes

A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump. Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. T

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While crossing the US-Mexican border on his

| Bicycle jokes

While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders. "What's in the bags?", asked the guard. "Sand," said the cyclist. "Get them off - we'll take a look," said the guard. The Cyclist did as he was told, emp

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