How to you tell the
| Elephant jokes
How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ? Try picking them up !
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Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
| Rabbit jokes
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.
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Q: How many Mafia
| Humor jokes
Q: How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to screw it in, one to watch, and one to shoot the witness.
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Yo mama is so ugly the government
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama is so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday.
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Why did the car judder to a stop when it
| Car and train jokes
Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost? It had a nervous breakdown.
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A doctor had been attending a rich old man for some time, but it became apparent that the old chap had not long to live. Accordingly, the doctor advised his wealthy patient to put his affairs in order. “Oh yes, I’ve done that,” said the old gentleman. “I’ve only got to make a will. And do you know what I’m going to do with all my money? I’m going to leave it to the doctor who saves my life.”